U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO
can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers.
Would that mean Bullmastiffs are it’s final evolution?
Some family moments you should keep to yourself….
Stop white people right now this instant
this is why white people cannot and will never be trusted
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources